Chandler: My wife’s an incredible woman. She’s loving and devoted and caring. And don’t tell her I said this but the woman’s always right! I love my wife more than anything in this world. And it kills me that I can’t give her a baby. I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I’ll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife… she’s already there. She’s a mother without a baby… Please?
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute. Monica: No fair. I don’t even have one. How come they get two? Chandler: You’ll get one. Monica: Oh yeah? When? Chandler: All right. I’ll tell you what. When we’re 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? Monica: Why won’t I be married when I’m 40? Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. Monica: Okay, hypothetically, why won’t I be married when I’m 40? Chandler: No, no, no. Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Chandler: Uh, uh. Monica: Well? Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!